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April 26, 2011

A Tribute

Filed under: Holy Fcuk — Tags: , , , — Raja @ 2:43 PM

Ah! People do really dig deep to pay tribute to someone after his/her death. Here is what might be said (later, of course) for each of these persons:

Osama Bin Laden:

[Sachin Tendulkar breaks down while paying his tribute]
People from different walks of life are saying:
“A great soul ……. he had united the whole world against himself”
“It’s a great loss to the humanity ……… wars teach you so much, and help sell so many video games”

Suresh Kalmadi:

[Sachin Tendulkar breaks down while paying his tribute]
People from different walks of life are saying:
“He had shown the whole world that an event as big as the CWG can be hosted on a shoe-string budget. He obviously had the right to keep the change”
“He had the most interesting beard I have ever seen ……….. great beard, great beard!”

Dawood Ibrahim:

[Sachin Tendulkar breaks down while paying his tribute]
People from different walks of life are saying:
“He had a great passion for cricket. So much so that he would know the result of the games even before they started”
“Although a legend, he was kid at heart. He loved to see fireworks, big ones, at hotels and markets in India”

Nithyananda:

[Sachin Tendulkar breaks down while paying his tribute]
People from different walks of life are saying:
“The first Baba to have been video-taped while practising holy fuck – in that way he had revolutionized the whole gamut of babagiri!”
“Great man, great lust. It’s a spiritual and sexual loss for the whole nation”

M K Stalin:

[Sachin Tendulkar breaks down while paying his tribute]
People from different walks of life are saying:
“Was one of the greatest politicians of India, and among the first to point out that women in India had been wearing their saari too loose”
“The words ‘Impossible’ and ‘Unethical’ were not there in his dictionary He was not just Stalin, he was Napolean and Nero, too”

[Just noticed that Sathya Sai has been given a state funeral. But who the f**k really cares? Even Mayavati will be given a state funeral some day!]

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4 Comments

  1. hahahaha …….. loved it man
    yeah, ppl r relly getting overboard wid their tributes. manmohan said sai baba taught the nation to be on the right path. i guess manmohan’s parents didn’t teach him that, so he had to learn from sai baba
    i wonder if any other magician ever had so many fans during their lifetime!

    Comment by Pranay — April 27, 2011 @ 9:24 AM

  2. dawood and nithyananda’s are the best
    u cud also include mr benedict and his war against condoms

    Comment by Pranay — April 27, 2011 @ 9:47 AM

  3. Thanks. Yeah that pope guy could also feature here :-p
    Where have you been? Haven’t seen your comments for a while!

    Comment by Raja — April 27, 2011 @ 10:19 AM

  4. hee…hee…hee….

    Comment by sushmita — April 27, 2011 @ 11:46 AM


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