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July 9, 2010

REPLYING TO TAGS: 41 COUNTS OF STUPIDITY

Filed under: General — Raja @ 2:38 PM

This is a tag from le embrouille blogue. The tag has a legal binding. There is a formal hearing!! And I have been found NOT guilty on each of the 41 counts of stupidity. FINALLY I could prove to the world that I AM NOT STUPID.

Here is a gist of the court proceedings.

  1. asked someone to marry you? not guilty. I had started with “will you mm …. mma …. mmaaa ….” , continued to stammer, and she cut me short to say “yes”!
  2. ever kissed someone of the same sex? not guilty – it was an honest mistake 😦
  3. danced on a table in a bar? not guilty – the table broke before I could start
  4. ever told a lie? not guilty. by the way, how long is ‘ever’?
  5. kissed a picture? not guilty – it wasn’t just a picture for me [-(
  6. slept in until 5 PM? not guilty – I just didn’t wake up that very day. Woke up at 5:30 am the following day.
  7. fallen asleep at work/school? not guilty – didn’t sleep, just took a nap
  8. held a snake? not guilty – not even in my dreams [-(
  9. been suspended from school? not guilty. My uncle is a lawyer and was fighting a case on behalf of the school!
  10. worked at a fast food restaurant? not guilty – the work is generally outside, with the ‘smuggled’ 44oz coke!
  11. stolen from a store? not guilty – just forgot to pay!
  12. been fired from a job? not guilty – you don’t fire someone who resigns at the drop of a hat!
  13. done something you regret? not guilty – I regret the things I didn’t (don’t) do 😐
  14. laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? not guilty – laughed even AFTER that!
  15. caught a snowflake on your tongue? not guilty ………. just NOT guilty 😐
  16. kissed in the rain? not guilty – sneezed in her mouth 😦
  17. sat on a roof top? not guilty – didn’t sit, just laid down!
  18. kissed someone you shouldn’t? not guilty. (I’m married, and this blog can be viewed by everyone) 😛
  19. sang in the shower? not guilty – not qualified to be called a song, it sounds like the wails of a diplodocus
  20. been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? not guilty – the clothes were all borrowed from a rich friend!
  21. shaved your head? not guilty – I’m afraid the grey hairs on my head is the only grey matter I have!
  22. had a boxing membership? not guilty – I hate doing any kind of packaging
  23. made a girlfriend cry? not guilty. The sun rises in the East, Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi, Girlfriends cry – these are eternal truths
  24. been in a band? not guilty
  25. shot a gun? not guilty – I will still maintain that it was my elder brother who shot and killed the pet cat [-(
  26. donated blood? not guilty – sold it; for a boiled egg, a banana and two slices of bread!
  27. eaten alligator meat? not guilty. technically, it escaped through the other end – and I’m sure it bit me while escaping!
  28. eaten cheesecake? not guilty – didn’t eat, gorged on it!
  29. still love someone you shouldn’t? not guilty. btw, who shouldn’t I love?
  30. liked someone, but will never tell who? not guilty. will tell someday  
  31. have/had a tattoo? not guilty
  32. been too honest? not guilty – there can never be too much of honesty. not for someone like me 8)
  33. ruined a surprise? not guilty – a ruined surprise is also a surprise
  34. ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterward?  not guilty. they forced me stay and clean the dishes !!
  35. erased someone in your friends list? not guilty – deleted the damn profile and created a new one without that damn someone in the damn list
  36. dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? not guilty – I thought they were unisex clothes 😦
  37. joined a pageant? not guilty!
  38. been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? guilty …… hey, how’s that my stupidity? %&*^$#@
  39. had communication with your ex? not guilty – they never reply.
  40. got totally drunk on the night before exam? not guilty…..what exammmmmmmmm mamu !!
  41. got so angry that you cried hard? not guilty – had a sore throat, so couldn’t cry hard enough

 

I tag the following bloggers. I think they are sufficiently stupid:
(Please see the post below this one. You may have been tagged there, too)

If you don’t want to make a blog post on this, you’re welcome to post your reply as a comment to this post

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12 Comments »

  1. LOL …. 😛 thanks for picking up the tag !! I cannot believe you did not join a pageant….that I thought was part of your other blog from today … 😛

    Comment by le embrouille blogueur — July 9, 2010 @ 2:56 PM

  2. As usual – funny post. I am stupid… and I dont wanna world to know about it. So I am not replying this tag. Might try the other one

    Comment by Voice — July 9, 2010 @ 5:43 PM

  3. 🙂 i feel honored now….right place for me …

    Comment by sushmita — July 11, 2010 @ 6:44 AM

    • stupids of the world, unite!

      Comment by Raja — July 12, 2010 @ 9:12 AM

  4. this is a pretty interesting tag, but guilty not once!! we are too modest here, aren’t we? 😀

    Comment by Gauri Gharpure — July 13, 2010 @ 2:26 AM

    • Well, the one who tagged me was guilty on all accounts. I just wanted to be different 😛

      Comment by Raja — July 13, 2010 @ 9:05 AM

  5. This one is hilarious at some point, and blunt at others. Understandably so. 41 is way too many. Plus, I see you haven’t written anything for certain points – lack of interest?

    Comment by Pranay — July 13, 2010 @ 9:15 PM

    • Thanks for the frank opinion, here and on the other tag-post 🙂
      The customer service has noted down your opinions and we will try to improve our service.
      Thanks man 🙂

      Comment by Raja — July 14, 2010 @ 9:50 AM


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