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May 23, 2010

A True Indian Patriot

Filed under: Floating Turd, India — Tags: , , , — Raja @ 5:44 PM

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Rajesh Srivastava is an Indian patriot in the truest sense of terms.

  • He urges all Indians to speak in Hindi, his mother tongue, and then ridicules non Hindi speaking desis who say “maine ice cream khaya
  • He ridicules all desis who don’t pronounce “Connecticut”, “San Jose”, “Tortilla” and “Sean” properly, but takes pride in mispronouncing “Anbazhagan” and “Kozhikode”
  • He celebrates all the traditionally important days in the Indian calendar like Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Neighbor’s Uncle’s Day, Colleague’s Grandma’s Day etc. and makes fun of the ‘regional’ ones like Pongal and Ugadi

Most Indians are unfortunate enough to have been born to hon Hindi-speaking parents. It’s their duty to learn Hindi in order to even remotely be called patriot. By virtue of being born to Hindi speaking parents, Rajesh Srivastava is exempt from all duties. He is already a true Indian patriot.

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10 Comments »

  1. i miss these kind of posts now…you should write more often…loved the last point – celebrating neighbour’s uncle day etc… came here looking for some nice soulful poems and i found these cute witty small posts…can’t stop laughing!!

    Comment by Sushmita — December 9, 2008 @ 12:33 AM

  2. Thumbs up

    Comment by Nandini Chhatre — May 24, 2010 @ 11:07 PM

  3. Thank you 🙂

    Comment by . R.A.J.A . — May 26, 2010 @ 10:14 AM

  4. have met so many of these nutcases:-) they also make fun of bollywood movies and forget how stereotype hollywood movies are!!

    Comment by bollywoodstylediaries — June 1, 2010 @ 12:39 PM

  5. I make fun of the Bollywood movies but don't say anything against Hollywood movies. But that's 'coz I don't even watch Hollywood movies :-p

    Comment by . R.A.J.A . — June 3, 2010 @ 3:01 PM

  6. Aar paari na baba…. jole bhishom khete khete !!

    Comment by le embrouille blogueur — June 5, 2010 @ 8:52 PM

  7. mera bharat mahaan 🙂

    Comment by Bhushan — June 15, 2010 @ 1:39 PM

  8. Short, but conveys your point.

    Comment by KG — June 16, 2010 @ 8:51 PM

  9. love it..

    Comment by NILANJANA — June 27, 2010 @ 1:41 PM

  10. Great!

    Comment by Prajyot Bhagwat — October 11, 2010 @ 9:23 AM


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