Rajesh Srivastava is an Indian patriot in the truest sense of terms.
- He urges all Indians to speak in Hindi, his mother tongue, and then ridicules non Hindi speaking desis who say “maine ice cream khaya“
- He ridicules all desis who don’t pronounce “Connecticut”, “San Jose”, “Tortilla” and “Sean” properly, but takes pride in mispronouncing “Anbazhagan” and “Kozhikode”
- He celebrates all the traditionally important days in the Indian calendar like Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Neighbor’s Uncle’s Day, Colleague’s Grandma’s Day etc. and makes fun of the ‘regional’ ones like Pongal and Ugadi
Most Indians are unfortunate enough to have been born to hon Hindi-speaking parents. It’s their duty to learn Hindi in order to even remotely be called patriot. By virtue of being born to Hindi speaking parents, Rajesh Srivastava is exempt from all duties. He is already a true Indian patriot.