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May 20, 2010

An Open Challenge to the Atheists

When you are blinded by atheism, you fail to see any logic. But I have been fortunate enough over the course of the last several months to have came across some wise people and philanthropic websites that made me think. I realized that ACTUALLY logic points to the existence of God (or ghost, His younger brother). Here are the top ten proofs for God’s existence:

 # 10. Even Einstein believed in God

Even Einstein believed in God and dice. Image source: 2.bp.blogspot.com

Einstein had said that “God does not play dice.” Though it was highly presumptuous of him to comment on God’s personal preferences and habits, but it goes on to show that even Einstein believed in God. Who are we to dare say anything else?

# 9. God is the good we do
A very devout person, who has read some holy book for twenty years and still thinks that the book is not comprehensible to human beings, has opened my eyes by saying that God is the good we do. He couldn’t quite explain, though, as to how our good deeds have created the heaven and the earth. But I am sure he will be able to explain that after twenty more years of reading that holy book.

# 8. The universe
An elderly gentleman, who has read another holy book, mentioned that the whole universe is a proof of God. “Who else” he said “could have created all these with such intricate details? What was the beginnig of it all? How was this universe created? When will it all end? Your Science can not answer these. But all those answers are in this book. Here, read this book, and don’t eat pork.”

The photo of an adorable baby ghost. Prove it false if you may. The scientists from 161 countries could not prove it false. [Royalty-free image from VectorStock]

# 7. Billions of people
Billions of people believe in God. They can’t all be wrong. Even if they can be, the lion roaring ‘alll-lahh’ can never be wrong.

# 6. Photographs and other proofs
I wonder how come atheists are so blind that they can’t even see photographs. Photographs of not only God, but also of ghosts, Bigfoot, Yeti, Nessie and Sachin Tendulkar! I often hear them saying that the photographs are fake. I would like to hear from them what is fake in the photographs I have posted here.

# 5. Jesus Chapati and Milk Miracle
An ex-roomie of mine has done me great favor by pointing to two of the most comprehensive proofs of God’s existence. Ever since I had seen a photo of Jesus Chapati, I have been seeing God’s face everywhere – even in a burger before it enters my body and after it leaves the body! Jesus Tortilla precedes Jesus Chapati, though. I would urge every atheist to visit the Shrine of Miracle Tortilla to feel God’s presence. While Jesus-God has this obsession with flat breads, Ganesh-God had shown his love for milk in his famous milk miracle.

# 4. Near-death experiences
We do all agree that a dying man wouldn’t lie. If any atheist cares to read about some real near-death experiences, they will see that people have met God, or sometimes just the angels, when they are about to die or when we smoke pot. A guy called Jeff could see the God, His son, and their pet holy ghost in his near-death experience.

# 3. Miracle Cures
I myself have witnessed a miracle cure and I must say, that was the thing that shook my atheistic faith to its roots. My aunt had a massive cardiac arrest and had been hospitalized. The doctors were of the opinion that she might get another, and then only God would be able to save her. In such a critical condition, someone brought some divine flowers from Kalighat Temple and put on her hospital bed. Within two weeks of that, she was cured.
I have also seen and verified other stories of miracle cure. On some TV channel I have seen live telecast of miracle cures. The guy, who must be the God in disguise, cures at least 50 people of blindness on every episode.

# 2. The feeling inside

A rare photograph of a God. Notice that all the four arms and the trunk are clearly visible. If this is not proof enough, nothing can be. Image source: indianonlinepromotor.wordpress.com

The most simple and robust answer for the question “why do you believe in God” came to me in the form “I feel Him inside.” Now, no logic and Science can make someone feel otherwise. This feeling conclusively proves the existence of God. Recently, I have started getting some God-God feeling inside. It has a certain noise associated with it. Others think it’s my stomach growling. But I know it’s God. Apparently God doesn’t like Tums ‘coz whenever I take a tablet, the Godly feeling stops after some time.

# 1. God is happiness
This is something an American Evangelist has told me in a bar. According to him, “who the f*ck cares about f*ckin’ God, man ……….. just f*ckin’ telling those f*ckin’ stupid people that God f*ckin’ exists makes a ton of f*ckin’ money for me. Why the f*ck would I f*ckin’ care? I’m f*ckin’ happy …… those f*ckin’ bastards are f*ckin’ happy, too.”
At first this may seem incomprehensible for common people, just as the holy books are. But if you think deep, all that wise drunk man has said is that God is happiness. If some people somewhere are happy to know that God exists, then He does exist.

Come, you f*ckin’ free thinkers. Do you have any counter-arguments?

I am indebted to the people who have helped me see the light. With all the ‘readers’ of this blog as witnesses, I formally denounce atheism from today. Yes, logic points to the FACT that God does exist.

It’s a new dawn. Dawn of self-realization and absolute devotion for the Almighty!

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  1. yesss …… i am the first one to comment here, again
    i simply loved the photo captions of the ghosht and the ganesh picture. i wd say that the photo captions are more sarcastic and subtle than the post. the post is brilliant at some portions but incoherent at some others

    so, you are a theist now? have you started praying to god before every meal?

    Comment by Pranay — May 20, 2010 @ 3:07 PM

    • Thanks for being the first again 🙂
      You’re right about the post being incoherent. This was written over a week and it shows there. Will try to better next time

      Comment by Raja — May 20, 2010 @ 4:31 PM

  2. hahahah!! This is just excellent!! I loved hearing about Jesus Chapati…truly that brown blob did look like him!! 😛
    Also ROTFLMAO about seeing God in a burger entering and exiting your body and God growling in your stomach!!

    Comment by Roshni — May 20, 2010 @ 3:17 PM

    • Thanks for reading 🙂
      If you’re pious enough, you’ll also see God in burgers entering and exiting your body 😛

      Comment by Raja — May 20, 2010 @ 4:33 PM

  3. See, they say He is everywhere, even in chapatis……you better believe or be guilty of eating Him!!

    Comment by sands — May 20, 2010 @ 4:33 PM

  4. He is not everywhere. The Christian God preferes to be in flat breads. The Hindu God loves to take the disguise of an elephant. Can’t say anything about the other bigshot God for the fear of my life 😉

    Comment by Raja — May 20, 2010 @ 4:35 PM

  5. HAHAHA!! No counter arguements…rendered speechless but cackling like a hyena.
    haha!enjoyed ur logical conclusions and admired your creativity.

    Comment by shivani — May 20, 2010 @ 7:51 PM

    • Thank you. But I guess I should stop ‘blasphemous’ posts 😦

      Comment by Raja — May 21, 2010 @ 9:18 AM

  6. The timing seem to be correct.. you got married and then you started believing in God.

    Comment by Voice — May 21, 2010 @ 1:40 AM

    • Yeah – very close to each other – just 15 months apart 😛

      Comment by Raja — May 21, 2010 @ 9:18 AM

      • The process of change can be long…

        Comment by Voice — May 21, 2010 @ 1:54 PM

  7. Your baby ghost is adorable. Can I puhlezz adopt him? Jesus chapatti or badly burnt chapatti??

    But O Mai God…..you are funny…

    Comment by Purba — May 21, 2010 @ 3:20 AM

    • That’s not MY baby ghost x-(

      Comment by Raja — May 21, 2010 @ 9:19 AM

  8. Your baby ghost, not good 😦

    Comment by Purba — May 21, 2010 @ 10:08 AM

  9. God Jesus was jealous of Ganesh ji’s fame he gathered by drinking that loads of milk, tghuis that chappatti thing..What more proof is needed, i ask these Atheists!!

    I will tell those AAj tak channel people that your blog has the masaala for them..And i mean real ready made masaala 😀

    Comment by NIsh — May 21, 2010 @ 11:12 AM

    • Nish, thanks for reading.
      I have all the good intentions of visiting your blog. Unfortunately, it is blocked from my office for being “Forums/Bulletin Board”!
      Will give it a shot from home.

      Comment by Raja — May 21, 2010 @ 11:18 AM

  10. I stopped believing in God every since Deepika got back with Ranbir Kapoor:-) but having read ur post, I am off to get some divine flowers from Kalighat Temple.. there is still hope:-)

    wrt ur comment on Mallika: As I clarified, there is a fine line between slutty and sexy..if Mallika had done either cutouts or cleavage, it would have looked good..showing skin is not bad, how much is the question..hmmmm, in fact there should be a rule that Hrithik and Ranbir should have at least one bare-chested scene in all their movies:-) u think god will listen to me if I pray for this….

    Comment by Sonali — May 21, 2010 @ 2:33 PM

  11. Indra’da,your God-God feeling won’t diminish if you change over to Digene or may be some GODly Ayurvedic cures rather than ingesting Tums.Btw,as good an article as ever written by you.

    Comment by Angshool — May 21, 2010 @ 11:23 PM

  12. Sarcasm on sale …. even GOD had to buy some … thoroughly enjoyed the ride !!

    Comment by le embrouille blogueur — May 22, 2010 @ 1:42 AM

  13. Not much to add. You know my views. Next time you might want to consider not tagging your post as “sarcasm.” Works best when not tagged as such. 😉

    Now I want to mention that I had a vision last week.

    Henceforth on religious matters, I am asli Baba Blackshiv (bina-woolwale).

    Comment by Anirban — May 23, 2010 @ 11:11 AM

    • The tags still mean little to me. I don’t even have a tag-cloud or category list since I post random crap here.

      Baba Blackshiv is a very creative name 🙂

      Comment by Raja — May 23, 2010 @ 12:49 PM

  14. What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence. – christopher Hitchens

    Also, proof that Google is god: http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html


    Comment by Vishal — May 24, 2010 @ 7:04 PM

    • Thanks for the comment and the link 🙂

      Comment by Raja — May 25, 2010 @ 9:16 AM

  15. u made me a believer…halleluyah!…theres bells and showers of flowers whenever i walk outside…irritating the day lights out of my wife since she has to clean up after me..shes waiting to die and deal with god on this…i feel sorry for the poor fuck..

    btw, did u know that the baby ghost has now grown up and has become one of my clients? I dont see him whenever i go to him for collection.

    Comment by tys — May 26, 2010 @ 1:31 AM

    • Your comments are as witty as your posts. You should post more often

      Comment by Raja — May 26, 2010 @ 9:45 AM

  16. lol..

    Comment by J. Sharma — May 26, 2010 @ 9:55 AM

  17. very weak points … einstien may have used the word god once or twice but he despised christianity and thought that their concept of god was definitly BS. So why don’t u write that? No u chose to put him on your side just because he uttered the word “god” once in his life which did NOT mean to him any sort of magical creator that listens to prayers and other nonsense. I just skimmed through the rest of top 10 list… every other point seemed full of frailty

    Comment by df nate — June 4, 2010 @ 6:08 PM

    • May be God/Allah has put a seal on your heart so that you can’t see the truth. God’s ways are mysterious!

      Comment by Raja — June 4, 2010 @ 7:41 PM

    • ahh k i get.. read too fast the first time to catch the sarcasm….careful cuz it seems like comin from true believer…goes to show u how nutty they (christians) are for me not to catch the sarcasm at first glimpse

      Comment by dfnate — June 4, 2010 @ 8:45 PM

      • “it seems like comin from true believer” — that was the intention and I take it as a compliment.
        I learnt a good lesson, and I’ll remember it 🙂

        Comment by Raja — June 4, 2010 @ 8:52 PM

  18. I found this article to be fraught with insanity, humor, and best of all…..absolute proof that anyone who believes in god is definitely a nut! In fact any religious drivel people spout out about proves over and over again the sheer mania that has plagued this planet for centuries. At least this was blogged in a way that can be clearly understood. R’amen!

    Comment by Mona — June 4, 2010 @ 6:31 PM

    • Thanks for dropping by.
      You said R’amen! 😀
      I’m also a devout follower of FSM, the almighty 🙂

      Comment by Raja — June 4, 2010 @ 7:42 PM

  19. actually, I was like atheist because I have never believed in the existence of GOD.. I just believed that a super power is conquering the whole world and I have refused to call it GOD.. but now let me tell you something that I am sorry and now I am pretty sure that GOD really exists,also I am regretting for every single moment that I have refused to believe in this holy power which is GOD …
    Thank you Raja for giving me the real illumination of GOD and its existence …

    Comment by RAM — June 5, 2010 @ 4:51 AM

  20. Thanks RAM.
    I’m working as an agent of God to establish His kingdom on earth. I will stop when there are no atheists remaining.

    Comment by Raja — June 5, 2010 @ 8:40 AM

  21. This is the first time I’ve come to your blog. I saw this post’s title and immediately thought you were serious about the challenge and prepped myself up to meet it. Mentally I was counting off the logical fallacies – argumentum ad populum, argumentum ad verecundiam etc..

    Halfway through I realized that you can’t be serious! Then I began to enjoy your post as it was meant to be 😀 . Congratulations on your coming into the light!

    Comment by Bhagwad Jal Park — June 25, 2010 @ 10:33 PM

    • Didn’t get the “coming into the light” part, but thanks for dropping by 🙂

      You have an excellent blog. Will visit there often

      Comment by Raja — June 26, 2010 @ 8:02 AM

      • I meant your conversion from atheism. For finally accepting the truth of god 🙂

        Comment by Bhagwad Jal Park — June 26, 2010 @ 8:34 AM

        • Oh! I never imagined God/Allah/Spiderman to be true anyway. So, no conversion there

          Comment by Raja — June 26, 2010 @ 12:17 PM

          • Relax 🙂 I was being sarcastic. I know you didn’t mean this last sentence:

            “It’s a new dawn. Dawn of self-realization and absolute devotion for the Almighty!”

            I’m an atheist too:)

            Comment by Bhagwad Jal Park — June 26, 2010 @ 10:25 PM

  22. I would suggest that number one should be “God is love,” rather than “God is happiness.” True happiness is the result of knowing God through relationship with Him. It was King David who said in one of his psalms “I have asked the Lord for one thing, and one thing only do I want, to know Him.” John’s gospel records that “God is love.” God’s character is love, it’s just who He is, and when we know Him, we know love, and when we know love we experience happiness.

    Comment by Dan Pedersen — July 3, 2010 @ 9:13 AM

    • Exactly.
      But if we continue to go upstream like that, god is actually sex

      Comment by Raja — July 3, 2010 @ 1:16 PM

  23. That was one befitting reply to all the Atheists out there, but you know if you go by the real definition of Atheism, it is not what we think of it to be! 🙂

    Comment by Sourav C. Pandey — October 21, 2010 @ 5:52 AM

    • and what is that real definition?

      Comment by Raja — October 21, 2010 @ 9:47 AM

  24. Loved the arrogance with which you club Near Death Experience in this list! Brilliant! So typical.

    Of course all the hundreds of doctors and thousands of patients who have subjected themselves and others to rigorous scientific studies and peer reviewed papers over last few decades are idiots and fools who should abandon their endeavors and bow down to your arrogance. Since you, in your infinite wisdom, have decided even before reading up those papers have dismissed it off – notwithstanding contributions from Princeton, Harvard, etc.

    How brilliantly scientific of you!

    Comment by Amazing — August 14, 2013 @ 5:53 AM

    • My apologies for hurting your feelings.
      Please do continue your purely scientific NDE research.

      I myself have had several NDEs, and, my god, they were pure awesome!!! 😉

      Comment by Raja — August 14, 2013 @ 9:28 AM

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