A few collectibles from my recent trip back home (Kolkata):
kaahe na karoon? yeh prajaatantra hai bhai – hum kuchh bhi kar sakte hain.
Mr Pramod Jha, on being requested not to spit on the platform of a metro rail station.
My son don’t eat roti-chapati. You have tortilla (pronounced tor-til-la) no?
Mrs Sunita Agrawal, on being intimated the menu for the dinner.
I can’t wait to go back to Bangalore ….. heard that a new Taco Bell has opened there ….. Taco Bell, McD’s, KFC, Pizza Hut – man, is our economy booming or what!
Mr Aryan Basu, talking to fellow software engineers.
You have watched neither Paa nor 3 Idiots yet! What kind of pathetic excuse of a life you have?
Overheard in a party.
The Women’s (Reservation) Bill will make guys like that Shiney Ahuja pay for their evil deeds. (In Bengali)
Ayesha Khatun, talking to another house maid.
sab chalta hai yaar.